The Laboratory 2010…

A big thank you to all who came out to see the Laboratory this year.

We hope you all had as much fun as we did putting it on.

Various things that went wrong THIS year…as the curse of the Laboratory continues…

Bob broke about halfway through. This was a complete and utter failure on the part of Locktite Power Grab glue. DO NOT ever use the stuff for construction adhesive….it makes fine paper mache, though.

Fortunately I had packed heavy this year and had good ole fashioned wood screws to fix Bob up with but a short delay.

Prior to the show, the new product I was trying out for my makeup suffered a catastrophic failure. More on that in a right and proper review to come later.

But…Talia REALLY did not like that makeup, and judging by the number of kids that left the room early as it was…maybe the more adventurous makeup would have been too much anyway.

So, we pulled experiment 2 out of the bag, and it went over pretty well.

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3rd annual showing of The Laboratory.

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I’ve spoken before how the lab has a special place in my heart.

As it sits packed up in the truck, ready to head out tomorrow night, I am filled with both excitement and nerves.

The Lab has never had a smooth launch.

When I was 8, EVERYTHING…and I DO mean EVERYTHING went wrong. Friend ditching me, leaving me with no monster, crappy fake blacklight false advertising, lousy cardboard cutout skeleton. It just sucked, my first attempt at haunting. It left me more determined than ever to get this whole haunti

3 years ago when my Mother-in-law asked me to help her make a spook alley…little did she realize…in her mind was the old peeled grapes eyeballs and spaghetti intestines. I had a SHOW in mind. After all, it was a similar show in school that got me started. Best thing I can do is get more kids hooked. But, when I suggested either a Witch or Laboratory idea, she liked the lab…and I drew upon that failed run when I was 8. With only 20 days to prepare, however, that first year was rushed and incomplete.

Last year was the first “real” attempt at a full blown show. Weather conspired against us to destroy half my work. The Jacob’s ladder dead in the water (literally), flicker circuits on the fritz, lights breaking, and setup taking a lot longer than planned leaving me too hot and wet to allow proper makeup.

This year, we have focused on correcting what went wrong last year. New Jacob’s ladder can be disassembled for transit, allowing me to dry all components in the case of weather. Flicker circuits re-designed and spares in hand. New floor lamps…actual…REAL floor lamps, not my attempt at making some. The Tanks have been finished, leaks plugged. Everything simplified and retooled to make setup easier. And, we shaved my head this year, no need to worry about a bald cap.

That’s not to say everything is smooth sailing. We’ve been moved to an out-building. I’m not sure if the power will be sufficient, the door wide enough, or how far from the rest of the carnival this puts us.

There I go making myself nervous again….

Wish me luck. And, if you local, we’ld love to see ya at H Guy Child Elementary tomorrow night.

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Alec’s new toys…

Getting a quick test video of the remaining lab equipment, and Alec decided he wanted to come help.

Donning the lab coat, he gave his best evil laugh…

Don’t know where he get’s it from…

He’s back to wanting to be a mad scientist today. It’ll change again tomorrow…

Sorting through some photos, some inspiration for you all.

I never really was one to fully understand the whole idea of clowns being scary.

Talia insists this clown is scary, however.

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Browsing the other posters, however. I find myself at a loss. There is little I can find to interpret this particular poster as anything BUT scary. That middle clown is coming for YOU.

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In fact, I think I saw him over here.

A whole carnival setup would be awful fun to do one of these years. And, as we went to the Zoo last weekend, this little plaza gave me a great idea if we ever go that route.

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I wonder 1: what kind of cloth those flags are made of and 2: how long it took them to fade….

Of course, they were featuring some of ‘natures nightmares’.

Not that I claim to fear spiders in the least. My brother had one of these for a pet.

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Still, spiders are a ‘thing’ for so many out there. And, there’s even Spiderfest going on at the Davis Graveyard in honor of that. Who knows…I might just get around to making a spider for that. Have a week business trip coming up, nothing to do for 4 nights, and the wife wouldn’t let me build a spider HERE. If I can’t find a suitable activity around town for early October, I’m sure housekeeping would LOVE having someone making spiders…

And, of course, the bats.

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Such sweet little things…what’s there to be afraid of?

Of course, I WANTED to tap that particular fear before, but my wife has stated that it’s grounds for divorce if I ever make some of the bat people.

And, of course the vulture.

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We LOVE our little vulture buddy. “The mean bird” as Talia says.

Bob goes to work.

Finished up the new “announcement sign” over the weekend. Adding Bob and getting the board all up and ready.

Then it was just time to put Bob to work.

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Fluorescent white makes bob really pop at night, and his arm slowly waves back and forth once the lights come on.

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As the sign says, the Laboratory is showing September 20th, so we’re under a crunch to get things done.

Also finished up the re-design on the tank assembly. Last year’s last minute addition.

New lights all round, paint, no more wood. Cannibalized a part of the generator last year to place at the base of the tank assembly.

Debating whether we need to put something to block the light there between the doors.

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Wondering if I need to add some sound to the thing as well….

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“It’s never going to work!”

It’s been a busy couple weeks.

My son’s birthday, a party in boiling temperatures, and various plans falling through have all led to me not having time to work on anything.

So, finally having made my way back to the bowels of the shed, I pulled out failure 2 from the laboratory.

Next to the Jacob’s ladder, my second biggest annoyance was my…well, let’s call it the tank assembly.

It was a last minute addition. Modelled on a mixture of some very real science experiment videos that are a tad disturbing, with elements of The Brain that Wouldn’t Die thrown in just for fun. (YES, that’s a 3 star movie that has served as a major influence on my laboratory setup. Only the best.)

Well, half of the thing had to be scuttled as the silicone I had plugging some holes in the plumbing to pump the serum from the tanks to Bob on the table did not dry fully and blew a leak. Then, various other things went wrong, and it was generally bland, IMO.

So, we’ve begun the fixing of that.

Some cosmetic bells and whistles to the doors.

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All these will eventually light up.

First is an old post office box door.

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We’ll do the same trickery on it’s window I did for the control panel:

And, some tubes obtained from my brother.

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We’ll have them lighting up as well from behind.

I want to get some dials nobs and guages installed as well, but have yet to locate any I really like.

Next up on the Lab projects include fixing the lighting, scrapping/redoing the generator, and a few modifications to Bob.

And, in case you’ve missed out…Here’s The Brain that Wouldn’t Die in it’s entirety. I’m sure you can see how it’s influenced my own lab design.

However, while I’m out there working on this thing. Some girl I do not immediately recognize rides up on her bicycle. “What are you doing?”

I look around. “What?”

“What are you doing there?”

“Oh, this is just my little experiment.”

“What is it?”

“I’m trying to bring the dead back to life.” Said completely straight faced and serious.

“Who”

“The dead. You know..” pointing to Bob back in the garage.

“It’s never going to work!” now looking at me very nervously.

“Oh, give me a few months to work on it, then we’ll see.”